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Unfortunately my home page takes a few seconds to load depending on:
1) Your internet connection speed
2) Host traffic
3) Traffic in Greenville, Texas (our fair city)
4) Time of day
5) Price fluxuations in exchange rates between USD and Euro-dollars
6) Crude Oil Spot prices on the global market
7) Local Weather patterns
8) Global Weather patterns (including, but not limited to Global warming)
9) Sun spots (but that goes without saying)...

- Sorry about the wait.

Johnny